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Do You Have Any Chicken Jokes?

Of course we have chicken jokes! All the jokes listed below are all one liner jokes. If you know of any chicken jokes like these then e-mail gwommy@gmail.com to get them added to this list.
(Click on a button and it will show the answer on the bottom of the screen.)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the fat chicken cross the road?

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken only cross half way across the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and then cross the road again?

Why did the egg cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?

Why didn't the roman chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a doll?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with gum?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a T-Rex?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a witch on the beach?

What is Superchicken's real identity?

What do you call a chicken with a bad sunburn?

What do you call a crazy chicken?

What do you call a chicken with a disability?

What do you call a chicken from outer space?

If an apple comes from an apple tree, where does a chicken come from?

How did the chicken win at the casino?

How did the chicken end up in the soup?

How do chickens bake a cake?

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

What happens when a hen eats gun powder?

What did the chicken do when she saw the bucket of fried chicken?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?

How do you know when a chicken is under arrest?

Why don't chickens like people?

What day of the week do chickens hate the most?

What side of a chicken has the most feathers?

What do you say to a chicken before a performance?

What do chickens grow on?

Why do chickens lay eggs?

Why do some chickens lay brown eggs?

What kind of eggs do you get from a confused chicken?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

What do you call a perfect egg?

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Where are chicks born?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the little chicken say to the bully?

What did the chick say when he saw an orange in the nest?

Why should you not build schools near chicken farms?

What do you call a team of chickens playing football?

What do you call a rooster that wakes you up at the same time everyday?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoons?

How long do chickens work?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Why did the rooster run away?

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

How did the chicken get sick?

What's a personal foul?

Who tells the best chicken jokes?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide its eggs?

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